i swear the bags we carry to school these days are going to kill us..i have found several ways that the bags we carry can kill us..enjoy:
1) it is so heavy it will snap our spinal chords into 2 because the back simply cant take its weight.
2) while we are walkin up the stairs, the bag's weight would cause us to lose balance and thus we will roll down the stairs and die
3) will die of embarrassment because of being unable to lift up the bag in a very crowded mrt while everybody seems to stare at you while you lift ur bag of gold.
4) the bag is so heavy it will stunt ur growth and subsequently u become so short you cease to exist
5) while crossing the road the bag's weight prevents you from running away from a deranged car and thus u die.
that's about all that i have came up with..haha..try to add more the next time..
cant sleep tonight, so much homework..what's worse is that tml is a long day and i have to run 2.4km.
maybe i will just die on the track tml and i can haunt the school track. you know like while future students of mi are running i will be like whispering to them" you cant make it...you noe ya wanna stop..just stop...hahaha" or maybe i will just trip them..how fun..i am sure shirin agrees..she is just as evil..haha ok...back to lit and ten thousands stacks of paper waiting for me to complete..i feel tired alr..
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